They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?

I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.

My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.

I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.

You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.