I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!
I don't get no respect
I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.
I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!