Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?