With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.
My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. Christmas, I got no presents. Well, there was one Christmas, on our front lawn - Prancer and Dancer - they dropped off a little something.
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.