My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.

My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.

If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant.

My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.

They took a survey: Why do men get up in the middle of the night? Ten percent get up to go to the bathroom and 90 percent get up to go home.

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark

I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.