I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.
At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed.
Life's a short trip. You'll find out.
We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.
If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.