It's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
Rodney DangerfieldI came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.
Rodney Dangerfield