I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.
In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying.
People seldom live up to their baby pictures.