We lived in a neighborhood that was too rich for us. When I was young, I had to deliver groceries to the homes of the kids I went to school with. I had to go to the back doors to make the deliveries. It was embarrassing. That was one thing out of a hundred.
I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.
I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant.