She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.