I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".
Rodney DangerfieldOnce I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.
Rodney DangerfieldI told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
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