Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. Christmas, I got no presents. Well, there was one Christmas, on our front lawn - Prancer and Dancer - they dropped off a little something.
I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.
My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.
I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!
Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.