My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away.
I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
I am the world's oldest teenager. I've never lost my youthful attitude.
I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.
With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.