And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
Rodney DangerfieldI'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel.
Rodney DangerfieldI told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
Rodney Dangerfield