We lived in a neighborhood that was too rich for us. When I was young, I had to deliver groceries to the homes of the kids I went to school with. I had to go to the back doors to make the deliveries. It was embarrassing. That was one thing out of a hundred.

I don't get no respect

You live with life's disappointments and learn from them. At seventy-eight, I know it all.

I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know.

What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!

People ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them are you kidding I'm envious of a stiff wind.

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!