Women my age just don't turn me on. That's another problem with getting older. I took out an older woman the other night, and I mean old. I told her, Act your age. She died.
Rodney DangerfieldMy cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
Rodney DangerfieldI told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
Rodney Dangerfield