My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
Comedy is in my blood. Too bad it's not in my act.
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?'
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.