I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying.

I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.

I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.

My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.

My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away.

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !

She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.