I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.
Rodney DangerfieldWe learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last night and I finally gave up. I asked her, "what, you can't think of anybody either?"
Rodney DangerfieldI once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
Rodney Dangerfield