My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.
Rodney DangerfieldOnce when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever find them?' He answered, 'I don't know, kid. There are so many places they can hide.
Rodney DangerfieldMy car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!
Rodney Dangerfield