I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!
With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.
Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution.
At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.