I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.
When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!
I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.