Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.
I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.
I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!