They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back
Rodney DangerfieldA sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
Rodney Dangerfield