You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
It's lonely on the top when there's no one on the bottom.
My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up.
My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!