One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
Rodney DangerfieldOne night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is, he took me to my house.
Rodney DangerfieldI'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
Rodney DangerfieldWell with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said Are you Louise? She said, Are you Rodney? I said, Yeah. She said, I'm not Louise.
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