I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.
I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark.
I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !