We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.
I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.
I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.