Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!
My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.
I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind.
I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying.