My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
Rodney DangerfieldWith my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.
Rodney DangerfieldI knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.
Rodney Dangerfield