Comedy is a camouflage for depression.
If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.
My childhood was bad. No father. Mother was greedy and brought me up awful - never made me breakfast once. I don't want to get started. One story is worse than another.
You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.