Man, who don't like spaghetti?
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
Look out for number one and try not to step in number two.
With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.
I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.
When my wife drives, there's always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There's water in the carburetor. I asked her, Where's the car? She said, In a lake.