She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.
Rodney DangerfieldI shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.
Rodney DangerfieldDad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!
Rodney DangerfieldPeople say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .
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