My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!
He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.
They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.
I was a poster child... for birth control!
I tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last night and I finally gave up. I asked her, "what, you can't think of anybody either?"
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.