When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.
Rodney DangerfieldI'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
Rodney DangerfieldI come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
Rodney Dangerfield