One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.
I am the world's oldest teenager. I've never lost my youthful attitude.
When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.