I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.
You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.
I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.
Life's a short trip. You'll find out.
Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.
He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.