I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.
Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.
If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.
Women my age just don't turn me on. That's another problem with getting older. I took out an older woman the other night, and I mean old. I told her, Act your age. She died.
You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!