For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.

I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.

Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!

I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.

I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.

One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!

My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.