I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
Rodney DangerfieldWe were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
Rodney Dangerfield