I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.
Rodney DangerfieldMy parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.
Rodney Dangerfield