I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.
Rodney DangerfieldOne night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".
Rodney DangerfieldWith my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.
Rodney Dangerfield