My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
People seldom live up to their baby pictures.
My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!
My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.