With sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.
Rodney DangerfieldI once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.
Rodney DangerfieldI come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early".
Rodney Dangerfield