It's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you.
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.
Comedy is in my blood. Too bad it's not in my act.
You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.