I've learned to control everything. I don't get angry at anything. Somebody can do me wrong. That's life. What good is it to get angry?
Rodney DangerfieldWith my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.
Rodney DangerfieldI come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west.
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