He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.
I figured out I'm bisexual. I have sex twice a year.
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed.
Life's a short trip. You'll find out.
My wife gives good headache.