Time and tide and hookers wait for no man.
When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.
My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.
With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.