I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.
Rodney DangerfieldI'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
Rodney Dangerfield