He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.

I was a poster child... for birth control!

I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.

My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.

What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.