Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.
Rodney DangerfieldIt's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.
Rodney DangerfieldI've learned to control everything. I don't get angry at anything. Somebody can do me wrong. That's life. What good is it to get angry?
Rodney Dangerfield