My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
Rodney DangerfieldI'll tell ya, I don't get no respect... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and said to the driver, "Hey! Take me to where the action is!" So ya know where he took me? He took me to my house!
Rodney Dangerfield