She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.
My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.
I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early".
It's lonely on the top when there's no one on the bottom.
My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!
I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.