My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
Life's a short trip. You'll find out.
She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial.
I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.
I've learned to control everything. I don't get angry at anything. Somebody can do me wrong. That's life. What good is it to get angry?