I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.

At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette.

I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.

I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.

You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.

I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.

With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.