I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west.

I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.

My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit

I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!

My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.

All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.