I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.
Rodney DangerfieldOnce I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.
Rodney Dangerfield