With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!
I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide.
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!