It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark.

I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.

[on 8/24/04, before entering a Los Angeles hospital for heart valve replacement surgery] If things go right, I'll be there about a week, and if things don't go right, I'll be there about an hour and a half.

I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.

We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.

You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.