Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!
With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.
She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.
When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!