When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.
Rodney DangerfieldBoy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up straight.
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