At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !

We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.

My wife gives good headache.

When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.

With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.

She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.

I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.