My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
Rodney DangerfieldTo give you an idea how well I was doing at the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark.
Rodney Dangerfield