I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.
A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.
You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.
She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.
When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up.