I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.

He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.

It's lonely on the top when there's no one on the bottom.

my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens

My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.

I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.