Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt.
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.
People seldom live up to their baby pictures.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.