One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is, he took me to my house.
Rodney DangerfieldDuring sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me… Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
Rodney DangerfieldI told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
Rodney Dangerfield