They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?
He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."