I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck.
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.
You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."
My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.