The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.
Rodney Dangerfield