You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.
When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up straight.
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark