With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.
I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.