I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.
Life's a short trip. You'll find out.
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.