With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.
Rodney DangerfieldI bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
Rodney Dangerfield