What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer.

My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.

I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.

We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.

You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.

Life's a short trip. You'll find out.

He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.