I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.
Rodney DangerfieldI told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
Rodney DangerfieldOh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark
Rodney Dangerfield