I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.
Rodney DangerfieldBoy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.
Rodney DangerfieldYou live with life's disappointments and learn from them. At seventy-eight, I know it all.
Rodney Dangerfield