I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me.
Rodney DangerfieldEvery time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?'
Rodney DangerfieldShe failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.
Rodney DangerfieldYou live with life's disappointments and learn from them. At seventy-eight, I know it all.
Rodney Dangerfield