I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
I'd like to get some new clothes, but I can't find a Big and Short store.
If you can't write your own material, you have very little chance of making it as a comedian.
I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
Hey, did somebody step on a duck?