I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.
Rodney DangerfieldGetting older is tough. I remember the last time I felt an erection. It was at the movies. The only trouble is, it belonged to the guy sitting next to me.
Rodney DangerfieldI once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.
Rodney Dangerfield