She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.
I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar!
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.
It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves.