With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.
When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.
She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial.
My wife gives good headache.
You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!