I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.
Rodney DangerfieldI joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!
Rodney DangerfieldI was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
Rodney Dangerfield